Friday, September 25, 2009

Why Don't You Call Me When You Have No Class?

I've taught Vietnamese students for about two weeks now. I have only had two classes each week, both sophomores and both "Speaking 3." My initial observations are that everyone speaks very softly, my classes are filled with girls, I can't say any of their names, and that everyone, boy or girl, giggles whenever I say anything about myself.

Some Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:

I tell you, my wife and I, we don't think alike. I mean, she donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

A girl phoned me the other day and said ... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

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